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Just the other day I was trying to provide justification for petting zoos and tanning beds. My final argument was as follows: Crazy people and their crazy ways. I was also trying to explain how the electoral process will be obsolete when I become SUPREME EMPEROR of the UNITED STATES of AMERICA.

More updates when necessary.

Peas,

mt

Easy money

The job search continues, I just love writing 1000 word essays about my Knowledge, Skills and Abilities.  I tried writing "I just ROCK!" but don't think job reviewers fully comprehend the simplicity.   I haven't been successful at finding a way  to receive large quantities of money by screwing off.  

Went to see the Norfolk Admirals (hockey) play the other night.  They (we) got their (our) asses handed to them (us) as usual by the team from another area.  We actually scored a goal, but the other team scored 4.  Sure enough, two seconds after we got up to leave with 5 minutes on the clock a fight broke out, at least we won that.  I have a lot of respect for a guy that can kick another guy's ass while on ice skates, there's a beauty in that.  Way more beautiful than lame'o figure skating if you ask yours truly.  

Those pictures that I have been promising have been put on the back burner, the job search and what I like to call "space out time" have been interfering.  

Patience is a virtue; and a chick that used to live downstairs from me.

I have also been experimenting with messing with the ads posted by gmail.  The homework for this week is to put a bunch of random words on your email signature or blog labels.  Tell me how it turns out!

Peas.

Riding high. On my new bike!

Getting settled back into American society, found a job at the local bike shop which kicks ass.  

Check out the Reuters photos of the attack on our embassy in Belgrade.  Is it not weird that there are so many people standing in front of the fires taking photos with digital cameras and phones?  You can see the screens lit up, and there are quite a few of them.    Who joins an angry mob and goes home to show friends and family your exploits?  

I have started one of my videos from Africa, think I will put it on UTube. Joy!

Peas,

mt

A Holiday Survivor Story

That's right folks, I survived the holidays.  Nothing like plentiful and nutritious foods.  I just got back from where life is hard.  

I saw my buddy fall face first in the muck.... 

because he was drunk.....

and tripped..... 

and fell in a mud puddle.

Seriously though, I am working on finding a "real" job and getting all those photos and stories where we all can enjoy.

Please be patient, I know you will.

Peas,

mt